Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad...
Girl: Me too, I need some new clothes.
Bruno: No you don't, you're perfect just the way you are.
Girl: Awwhh, thanks! Will you marry me?
Bruno: No, but I'd catch a grenade for you.
Girl: Really? Even today? *gets hit by a grenade*
Bruno: Today I don't feel like doing anything...
